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killtheweirdkid:

it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense

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September 20th, 2013 // 382,384 notes

clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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September 20th, 2013 // 198,746 notes
If only I would have checked myself guy who wrecked himself (via benfoldsone)
September 20th, 2013 // 163,601 notes
m-yley:

My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this.
brandiwhine:


there’s this rock at my uni that anyone can paint on whenever they want and this is what someone painted on it today and i know i am typing in lowercase but i was legit freaking out when i saw it

a sign from the heavens